On top of my nog-gin,
Where there's supposed to be hair,
I found a new thin spot
That didn't used to be there.
I know I am ol-der,
And going to change,
But since I'm a woman,
I thought it was strange.
At first I was wor-ried
About losing my hair
Then I looked in the tub drain
And, lo, it was there.
I'm not a great beauty,
But it seems I am vain,
I don't want a bald spot
Or stock in Rogaine.
I tried a comb-over,
And a pony-tail,
A big hat to cover,
But they all did fail.
So now I'm adop-ting
A troubled teen-ager
"I pulled it all out"
They'll believe me, I wager.
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